Sloth:
There once was a very old sloth,
Who only ate chicken broth
One day he discovered a crunch,
In his should be very smooth lunch
And got himself up in a wroth.
He screamed and he kicked,
He swore he’d been tricked,
So decided to try some bamboo,
But thought that it tasted like poo,
And that all the yumminess had been nicked.
He decided he would,
Though not sure if he should,
Look for a food he would like,
And decided to try a pike -
let, but decided that it was not good
But nobody else understood
They all thought pike-lets were yum,
But the sloth thought they tasted like bums
So he asked some one else to be nice,
And they kindly gave hime some rice,
And the sloth didn’t leave not one crumb
He loved them so much,
He shuddered at the touch,
Of anyone else and his rice
But then he saw a brownie slice,
And he thought he’d love it so much
He snatched it right under Panda’s eyes
And Panda, he cried.
Panda got mad,
Then Panda packed a sad,
And Sloth got quite surprised .
He gave the slice back,
And panda gave him a snack,
Of some scrumptious soya sauce.
Sloth felt boss,
and made a big stack,
Much to Pandas surprise
Of his pile of now better rice
You see, he dipped them in the sauce,
Because it didn’t taste like moss,
And thought that it was like a prize.
